Favorite films

  • Back to the Future
  • Vanilla Sky
  • Rushmore
  • Punch-Drunk Love

Recent activity

  • The Kid Stays in the Picture


  • 7 Plus Seven


  • Seven Up!


  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


Recent reviews

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future


    Long Live the New Flesh

  • Cherry Falls

    Cherry Falls


    Shocktober 2021 viewing #45: This movie is ridiculous but also very entertaining. Most of the budget likely went to hair gel. Britney Murphy is great. She doesn't just scream and run away from the killer, she goes kinda crazy and tries to bite them at one point. It's not afraid to have fun and go off the wall.

Popular reviews

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World


    Jurassic World mini-review, in which I am forced to paraphrase Roger Ebert’s review of North.

    I hated this movie. I hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. I hated every audience insulting minute of this movie. I hated every joyless excitement free moment of this film from the very first shot to the very last shot. I hated the ultra-fake looking baby dinosaur claw that burst out of an egg within the first 90 seconds of the movie as if to…

  • Mandy



    Nicolas Cage fights a cult and a gang of monsters called "The Legally Distinct From the Cenobites Gang." I might be mistaken on the name of the gang. It sounds fun but it is not. It would be gruesome and grim if it wasn't so incredible boring. 30 minutes in I decided to start folding laundry but the movie was too boring even for that. Every line of dialogue was whispered, almost daring me to fall asleep. Visually dark and murky so fights with monsters or whoever seem inconsequential.