The Northman

The Northman ★★★★

i’m sorry but this movie tore. i was literally cracking up the whole time bc of all of the cunty dialogue and insane violence. it’s rare that i love a movie where all the accents are crazy, there’s body horror, and i don’t know anyone’s name, and yet... i’m happy i got to experience this at the cinema. i loved all the fantasy and vision elements and i thought the montages and cinematography were gorgeous. all the people who i saw this movie for (anya, nicole, willem, bjork, alex) didn’t disappoint. and yeah this movie made me horny (i would live and die for the skarsgårds, even though alexander had a flat performance but maybe that was the point?but also let’s give it up for ethan hawke my god)! so what who cares!

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