• The Last Duel

    The Last Duel


    my man ridley scott fucking HATES horses and that’s a certified Andrew Fact™️

  • Mank



    see last review

  • War of the Worlds

    War of the Worlds


    felt generally iffy about this one but on rewatch I realize how out of it way it goes to be as mean as it is and how it’s also a testament to how winning Cruise is even when he’s miscast. 

    Would very much enjoy another depressing genre romp from Spielberg.

  • The Heartbreak Kid

    The Heartbreak Kid


    movies that end with a character making :/ this face are always good

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “You know me in your marrow..”

    ya id stay with her too idgaf

  • Ishtar



    "It takes a lot of nerve to have nothing at your age, don't you understand that? Most guys'd be ashamed, but you've got the guts to just say 'to hell with it'. You say that you'd rather have nothing than settle for less, understand?"

    First and last 30 minutes is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Can't complain, but it’s probably not worth kneecapping May’s entire career over either.

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    commentary with John Carpenter & Kurt Russell

    JC: “If this shit was happening to me in real life…well I guess that’s it huh. It’s all sliiime baby”

  • The Fog

    The Fog

    commentary w/ Carpenter & Debra Hill

  • Review



  • Kotoko



    Deeply upsetting! Contains probably one of the worst images I’ve ever seen in a movie. Cool dvd menu tho.

  • Frankenhooker



    one of the great american films

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman


    it’s gonna suck so bad when I have to do this to all my friends later down the line