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  • The History of the Seattle Mariners

    ★★★★★

  • Old

    ★★★★

  • Napoleon Dynamite

    ★★★★★

  • Defending Jacob

    ★★★

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  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★★★

    Ok first off I wanna note that this rating encompasses my feelings towards Breaking Bad as well, because there is no option for Breaking Bad on this damn site.

    Holy fucking shit.

    I don't think I have ever connected with, cared for, or been otherwise invested in a character as much as I was with Jesse Pinkman. In the first season and a half of the show, he is a often funny, relatable albeit sometimes one-note character that offsets Walters…

  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ★★★★½

    Jesus this is so close to being a 5/5. Maybe ill change it after I've let it marinate for awhile, but for now here are my thoughts (SPOILERS):

    The long shots are absolutely insane. The fact that these actors are able to draw out often mundane and routine tasks for 2+ while keeping my attention is truly something special, although I'll bet that also has a lot to do with the director placing this seed of discomfort in every single…