Favorite films

  • Le Notti Bianche
  • Distant Voices, Still Lives
  • Swallowtail Butterfly
  • The Fabelmans

Recent activity

  • The Cruise

  • Past Lives

  • Over the Garden Wall


  • Brittany Runs a Marathon

Recent reviews

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    need more bitter meryl streep rhyming “all” with “fall” during the climaxes of the final solos in broadway adaptations

  • The Man Who Knew Too Much

    The Man Who Knew Too Much

    hitchcock’s weirdest movie and this is the man that spontaneously kills off his protagonists and hires dalí to design his dream sequences. i would also probably try to console my sobbing traumatized kidnapped child by bringing up how good her last report card was

Popular reviews

  • Teen Beach 2

    Teen Beach 2

    eternal sunshine meets the truman show meets back to the future meets west side story meets the purple rose of cairo this is a masterpiece

  • Andrei Rublev

    Andrei Rublev


    I was NOT expecting to be deeply personally affected by a 3-hour 1960s Russian black and white movie - from a notoriously difficult director - about a 15th century icon painter, but here we are. This was incredible.

    "In cinema it is necessary not to explain, but to act upon the viewer's feelings, and the emotion which is awoken is what provokes thought," said Tarkovsky himself in 1962. I am going to take this to heart, and write about what…