• Maybe I Do

    Maybe I Do

    susan sarandon’s character is, i cannot stress this enough, the only redeeming part about this.

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI


    very disappointed i don’t get to attend samara weaving’s class on the history of slasher films

  • Marrowbone



    rip scoundrel the raccoon 💔

  • TÁR



    i was already prepared to cancel her when she destroyed a signed first edition of a vita sackville west novel…

  • A Mighty Wind

    A Mighty Wind


    “it only lasted a year and that’s good because that’s how you establish a cult...”

  • 80 for Brady

    80 for Brady


    “has anyone seen guy ferrari? he looks like a flaming hot cheeto.”

  • Hush



    would’ve been scarier if the killer hadn’t taken off his mask to reveal he was jim from the newsroom

  • For Your Consideration

    For Your Consideration


    dying is easy. playing a lesbian is hard.

  • Superstar



    i was… i was just… doing my part to save the rainforest.

  • Paddington



    i have been accused of insider trading, and require legal representation.

  • Chopping Mall

    Chopping Mall


    fuck the fuchsia! it’s friday!

  • The Menu

    The Menu


    well this was an odd saw trap