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Don't Panic 1988
I spent most of this movie wondering why the main character was wearing pajamas meant for an 8 year old boy.
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Outcast 2010
One of those cases where you start watching a film on a streaming service and realise once you're well into it "Oh no, I've seen this! And I didn't like it!"
However, I decided to keep watching anyhoo, and I liked it a lot more this time around. I really dug the atmosphere and melding of folklore with modern times, despite some of the characters seemingly being made out of cardboard. -
Nurse 3-D 2013
Pure, glorious beautiful fantastic trash of the highest order. It is impossibly magical how bad Paz de la Huerta is at acting. There are times where I think she's actually just unlocked some crazy new form of acting and in thirty years we'll all look back and think how foolish we were.
That's how good Nurse 3-D is: it makes me think Paz de la Huerta might be Advanced. And that's real.
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Top Gun 1986
"Top Gun has two reputations, one positive and one negative. Some regard it as a harmless—if guilty—pleasure, a cheesy artifact of 1980s blockbusterism. Others see it as ugly American propaganda, a militaristic exercise in rah-rah nationalism. How much pleasure you derive from it may depend on how much you enjoy Berlin’s “Take My Breath Away” (it’s pretty good). As for the propaganda charge, a close watch of the film reveals that the patriotism is underplayed and the notion of the lone American hero is actually undermined."
Full review here.
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The Assignment 2016
While I awaited news about the looming WGA strike, I decided to follow through on finally watching my writer/director hero, Walter Hill's new movie. Figured it would be the right thing to watch as I check for updates. I listened to his interview with Mick Garris, then Marc Maron, then was about half-way through Brett Easton Ellis's interview with the maestro.
Walter Hill is a major cog in the writer that I have become. I remember seeing The Warriors for…
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Halloween H20: 20 Years Later 1998
I like what they did here, even if they don't really kill off Myers at the end. I like a world that is just Halloween, Halloween 2 and then H20. Im' going to show it to my son in that order and not show him the rest. Then later in life, he can go back to the other ones.
Loved the moments with Janet Leigh - it's a meta movie that only Kevin Williamson could pull off. It's the stuff…
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Mulholland Drive 2001
"Hey pretty girl, time to wake up."
There was a time not too long ago when if you asked me what my favorite movie was I might have told you Mulholland Drive. There's a lot going on in the film and I certainly won't claim to understand all of it (something I might have done when it was my "favorite movie"), but I do have a reading of it that seems to answer a lot of the questions it poses,…