Mulholland Drive

Mulholland Drive ★★★½

This is still a very good movie, I just wanted to use this opportunity to point out that NONE OF MY FILMS WERE ON THE FUCKING BBC LIST!!! WHAT THE FUCK!? You can't trust those fucking critics with ANYTHING!

Seriously, how were my films - NONE OF THEM! - not worthy of being on a list of the top 100 of the 21st century so far? How the hell could they possibly suggest that there are at least 100 films made since 2000 that are better than LITERALLY ANYTHING I'VE EVER MADE!!???

THE BRITISH ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!