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  • Basket Case

    Basket Case


    I thought I knew what joy felt like, but it wasn’t until tonight that I experienced it in its truest form. Basket Case brought me nothing but the highest highs, building on its absurdity with every scene and every performance.

    This may be one of the funniest films I’ve ever seen. Debatably one of the greatest comedies of all time. When Belial destroyed the hotel room, I laughed so fucking hard that I fell off the couch, choking on a…

  • House of Wax

    House of Wax


    I could not breathe for 75% of this film, which is why I struggle to understand how it could be regarded as anything less than a masterpiece of mid-2000s horror. I am literally shaking, not only because I once again need grief counseling after witnessing the devastating destruction of Jared Padalecki, but because I also can’t believe it took me until tonight to start venmoing friends $3 so they could experience that trauma as well!

    There is just so much to…

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