Favorite films

  • Alice in the Cities
  • Close-Up

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


  • Jumanji: The Next Level


  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle


Recent reviews

  • Terrifier


    More tedious than scary. How does anybody find this scary? I don’t want to see Terrifier 2, I don't know how you can improve from this.
    Everytime I watch something with Art the Clown in it it's like okay, is that all?
    But this one tested my patience in a way All Hallows Eve didn't. I don't care for the reasons why anybody would like this except for the clown killing himself (but then he's alive) and I guess there's some good gore too.

  • The Strangers: Prey at Night

    The Strangers: Prey at Night


    "But we've just started"

    This is good. Other than being upset at Christina Hendricks dying I don't understand why anyone would not only take issue with this but prefer the first Strangers movie.
    It is as dumb and cliché but it makes up for that in ways the original didn't. The first Strangers is boring and flat when compared to the sequel.

Popular reviews

  • The Nowhere Inn

    The Nowhere Inn

    St. Vincent said ‘I am so glad that I moved to New York City and met all the freaks like me.’ Those aren’t freaks, St. Vincent, okay? Those are attractive people with heavily vetted idiosyncrasies

  • Assassination Nation

    Assassination Nation

    I hate Sam Levinson so much it's unreal