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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Remy from Ratatouille fucked HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey and created this movie

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i got about 30 minutes in the first time i tried watching this and about an hour the second time. it didn’t click right away that it was all happing in someone’s head.i thought that it was all just cheesy acting and bad directing. i was very confused at first; so many of my friends love this movie, the ratings across a lot of platforms are pretty high, and it’s part of the criterion collection (not saying that these things…

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  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear


    this was better than any movie that doesn’t have bears that are high on cocaine. every movie should have at least one bear on cocaine. imagine everything everywhere all at once, mean girls, shrek, shark tales, or FUCKING PADDINGTON!! if there was a cocaine bear. imagine if fucking paddington was on coke the entire time just fucking shit up. im telling you. put cocaine bears in every movie if hollywood is to be saved. this is the solution

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    Renewing my gym membership asap