• The Wrong Son

    The Wrong Son

    ★★★½

    I think that we should make lifetime the new CNN and I think we should elect each of these actors to the house of representatives

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★½

    it’s win after win for the theatre kids in the audience. as soon as he referenced flower drum song i knew we were in for it

  • One Direction: This Is Us

    One Direction: This Is Us

    ★★★★★

    of all the 1d boys who is the most chav and why is it zayn

  • Dog Day Afternoon

    Dog Day Afternoon

    ★★★★★

    i think i’d be great in a hostage situation. im a big dissociater so i think I’d check out and be real calm. they ask if i wanna get shot and I’d be like Now how would that look for us

  • How Did They Ever Make a Movie of Facebook?

    How Did They Ever Make a Movie of Facebook?

    ★★★★★

    brenda song age 21 absolutely crushing it CARRYING this movie WITH pyrotechnics AND method acting the fucking legend like sorry andrew you’re good in this but miz christy lee outsold

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    this turns 10 this year ❤️ what the fuck

  • National Treasure: Book of Secrets

    National Treasure: Book of Secrets

    ★★★★

    oh to lock the president in a bunker and then set him loose outside.... i think someday we should drop donald in the woods and see if he can find his way out. who do I talk to to make this happen

  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables

    ★★★

    aaron tveit’s curly wig borders on mullet territory and hadley fraser has a mustachio and last night i dreamed of a man who had both. coincidence? take notes boys

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    ★★

    so fucking stupid. i wish we had 12 more of these

  • High School Musical 2

    High School Musical 2

    ★★★★

    there’s a lot of very cool people on this site and im lucky to know all of you but i would personally sacrifice each and every one of you if it meant i could spent one minute of my life alone with zac efron

  • Bratz

    Bratz

    ★★½

    yeah everyone wants to talk about yasmin getting absolutely broiled by a deaf boy but no one’s addressing that chet hanks chet fucking hanks son of tom Thee chet hanks is in this movie? no one found that a little weird? and what of the scene where he defeats a bully using karate? we’re gonna live life without discussing this every day?

  • Burlesque

    Burlesque

    ★★★½

    if anything deserves the title The Cher Show, it’s this