one time i met jesse eisenberg and told him the social network is my favorite movie and he asked me if i was even old enough to see it

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  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman


    a few months ago i sat down and tried watching euphoria and hated it so much i had to stop after an episode and a half but every time i watch this my goldfish brain resets and i go goddam berserk! trying to consume as much zendaya content as possible. I have seen the pilot episode mmm 9 times. and then the cycle continues

  • The Grinch

    The Grinch


    The worm in my brain really likes this one

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if any of you marvel bitches make me watch tom holland cry ever again im gonna lose my damn mind

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody


    always fun when a poorly written script includes a scene where characters accuse each other of being bad writers