Alex has written 3 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    Ironically, the same thing that keeps Cats from being a good bad movie is the same thing that keeps it from being good movie: a total lack of creativity. Something this wrongheaded really called out for an auteur who could put their personal stamp on it. Instead, we got the most deadly combination - a film that wasn't just bad, but also unrelentingly dull.

    UPDATE (Fall 2020):


    Sometimes I think of CATS and start to feel like some kind of…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

    I’m not looking forward to a repeat viewing of this documentary on how Joe Biden’s empire will come to a fiery end 3 months from now either.

  • Knives and Skin

    Knives and Skin

    ½

    What if someone remade Twin Peaks but entirely incompetently? Wonder no more. This is not without its charms, sadly those charms are all unintentional. Recommended, but for all the wrong reasons.