Return of the Jedi

Return of the Jedi ★★★★

Jabba's palace is maybe a glass + chrome coffee table and a Nagle print away from being the ultimate '80s cocaine den. Dig those blinds!

I feel like had David Lynch directed, as George Lucas originally wanted, Boba Fett would have been replaced by Frank Booth and Luke + Leia would have been recast with Kyle McLaughlin and Laura Dern, respectively.

Hey Disney, when are we going to get that standalone Salacious Crumb movie/ Carlito's Way remake?!