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My Favorite Films (2000-2022)--Ranked...Sort of...

This was super painful. It's probably not right. I'm probably freaking out right now. Yeah...I'm freaking out.

This should go without saying, but: this list describes my personal favorites, which are not necessarily objectively the best (though I hope there is some serious overlap). The list is subjective, so come at me bro. I'll fuckin fight you.

Also, I know what you're thinking. No, THE TREE OF LIFE is not on here, nor is CHILDREN OF MEN. Allow me to expand on these points.

First of all, I plan on giving both of these films the old college try. That said, THE TREE OF LIFE is one of two movies I've walked out on in theaters (the other being the…

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  • Mulholland Drive

    1

  • The Master

    2

  • Before Sunset

    3

  • There Will Be Blood

    4

  • In the Mood for Love

    5

  • Sideways

    6

  • No Country for Old Men

    7

  • Spirited Away

    8

  • Inland Empire

    9

  • Inglourious Basterds

    10

  • Call Me by Your Name

    11

  • Under the Skin

    12

  • The Act of Killing

    13

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    14

  • Lost in Translation

    15

  • Oldboy

    16

  • The Handmaiden

    17

  • Only God Forgives

    18

  • Before Midnight

    19

  • The Neon Demon

    20

  • mother!

    21

  • Raw

    22

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    23

  • Weekend

    24

  • Closer

    25

  • American Psycho

    26

  • 45 Years

    27

  • In Bruges

    28

  • A Serious Man

    29

  • Son of Saul

    30

  • Burning

    31

  • It Follows

    32

  • Room

    33

  • Blue Is the Warmest Color

    34

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    35

  • Moonrise Kingdom

    36

  • Her

    37

  • Y Tu Mamá También

    38

  • Demon

    39

  • The Descent

    40

  • La La Land

    41

  • Still Walking

    42

  • Get Out

    43

  • 20th Century Women

    44

  • Gone Girl

    45

  • Ex Machina

    46

  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

    47

  • Shame

    48

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    49

  • Hot Fuzz

    50

  • Certain Women

    51

  • Long Day's Journey Into Night

    52

  • The Love Witch

    53

  • First Reformed

    54

  • Black Swan

    55