The Northman

The Northman ★★½

This was alright but if I were him I woulda been in that birch woods with Anya and not turning back to avenge my father who probably was a horny slave owner, but that’s just me. Also Ethan hawke looks like he was eating healthy to be a north man. Wish I saw it in theaters but at the same time glad I took an intermission. Wish Chris Pratt was in it, jk jk :)

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