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  • Trouble in Paradise
  • McCabe & Mrs. Miller
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  • Trouble in Paradise

    Trouble in Paradise

    This exists in a world where theft is the ultimate flirtation, where transgression is a virtue, where a crook stealing for their own benefit has more honor than one on behalf of a corporation, where the possibility of romance with more than one person is nowhere near as dastardly as one love being a distraction from plans with the other. All three individuals in this love triangle are ahead of the games they're forced to play in, simply by presenting…

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam was a bad film. Barely a film. For something revolving around the premise of about the Looney Tunes playing basketball with Michael Jordan, the novelty wore off the moment they all appeared onscreen together. Jordan was a terrible actor, the animation looked noticeably muddy and not well-implemented with the live actors, eight years after Who Framed Roger Rabbit? wowed everyone one. It didn’t hide its existence as a 85 minute (ten of which are credits) commercial behind some veneer…

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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    "I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man. He has the Chaplin Disease; that particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. Like all people with timid personalities his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he loves himself; a very tense situation. It's people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it's the most…

  • Cuck

    Cuck

    Who is this for? Literally who?

    The left will hate the bigoted main character who starts out that way (there’s no descent down the alt-right rabbithole as the marketing would have you believe). The right will hate him because he’s a strawman. He’s unsympathetic in every way because he’s the agent of his own demise, picking fights with minorities and openly calling women “bitches,” but also nearly every woman in the film is a straw feminist dropping buzzwords suddenly and…