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  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid 2023

    ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jun 2023

    i didn’t know that i loved ariel this much omg

  • Austenland

    Austenland 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 31 May 2023

    just kept saying ‘me’ the entire time

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 2015

    ★★★ Watched 30 May 2023

    they really said you get no happy beginning, no happy middle and no happy ending damn 😭

  • American Carnage

    American Carnage 2022

    ★★½ Watched 27 May 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    have been watching too many things involving cannibalism lately it’s getting weird

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 2013

    ★★★★ Rewatched 03 May 2023

    ‘if it weren’t for the baby’

    the director said cut but josh hutcherson heard cunt and my god did he deliver

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

    ★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2023

    my brother’s new favourite movie which is the highest praise you can receive tbh

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice 2005

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Jun 2022

    i mean it is pride month

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

    ★★★★ Watched 07 May 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice 2005

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Apr 2022

    happy to announce that I AM BACK IN MY PRIDE AND PREJUDICE ERA

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022

    ★★★ Watched 13 Apr 2022

    has surpassed we can be heroes as my brother’s favourite movie. 5 star review if you ask me

  • Umma

    Umma 2022

    ★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2022

    did anything actually happen cause i don’t remember a thing

  • The Batman

    The Batman 2022

    ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i was gonna make a joke that went something like ‘how does gotham not flood cause it’s literally raining in every scene’ but um nevermind