• The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    ★★★★½

    i didn’t know that i loved ariel this much omg

  • Austenland

    Austenland

    ★★★½

    just kept saying ‘me’ the entire time

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

    ★★★

    they really said you get no happy beginning, no happy middle and no happy ending damn 😭

  • American Carnage

    American Carnage

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    have been watching too many things involving cannibalism lately it’s getting weird

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    ★★★★

    ‘if it weren’t for the baby’

    the director said cut but josh hutcherson heard cunt and my god did he deliver

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★

    my brother’s new favourite movie which is the highest praise you can receive tbh

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

    i mean it is pride month

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

    happy to announce that I AM BACK IN MY PRIDE AND PREJUDICE ERA

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★★

    has surpassed we can be heroes as my brother’s favourite movie. 5 star review if you ask me

  • Umma

    Umma

    ★★½

    did anything actually happen cause i don’t remember a thing

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i was gonna make a joke that went something like ‘how does gotham not flood cause it’s literally raining in every scene’ but um nevermind