Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Little Italy 2018

  ★½ Watched 09 Feb 2023

  Mid. Like I did not want to finish the movie the acting and accents and everything was just blegh. Like why did Leo have an accent like that— bro you are Canadian, chill. Anyways, Emma Roberts is beautiful but this movie was not it. The old people were silly, I guess. Soundtrack was weird too. Mid. I was gonna give it two stars, but then I realized that's a 4/10 and I cannot be giving it that high of a score fr. One-point-five stars.

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  Labor Pains 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Feb 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  It was a silly little thing, but I loved it. But, Thea, girl— have you never heard of a miscarriage? I mean faking that would kinda be even more screwed up but like— sigh. Anyways, it all worked out in the end I suppose, so hooray! Miles gave me weirdo vibes from the start so I was very relieved when that was over. Also Nick is so Nick; he's great. Also Emma was so real but like— chill out bro.…

Popular reviews

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  Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022

  ★★½ Watched 18 Jun 2022

  Weird. Just weird. The blood oath thing or whatever it's called was cool and gay which is nice. But weird. This Grindelwald looked much more like an actual person than a video game character which was cool. Theseus was hot. Glad things worked out for Jacob and Queenie. She is my queen. Where was Tina though? Actually made the movie much more mid. I feel like making this a five-part saga is quite unnecessary. What do I know, though? One…

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  The Bourne Identity 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Sep 2022

  I wanted to watch this movie for a long time because it has young Matt Damon and he's pretty hot in Good Will Hunting and Ocean's Eleven, and I love those movies. But then my mom said Matt Damon reminded her of my dad and I was like... 'oh. ew,' because then it felt weird that I thought Matt Damon was attractive. But then I got over it, so I watched the movie. It was alright, a bit boring in…