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Woody Harrelson once ran over me with a golf cart

Favorite films

  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

Recent activity

  • The Green Goblin's Last Stand


  • Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight


  • Dune


  • Dark Harvest

Pinned reviews

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein


    loooved this! I’ve been anxiously awaiting the return of Diablo Cody and I’ve always been looking forward to more from Zelda Williams after liking her short film work— and while it’s a little clear that neither one of them seem to really be operating at their fullest potential given how messy this whole thing is (the script is noticeably toned down for Cody that’ll widen its accessibility sure but at the cost of the whole thing feeling like a rough draft…

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls


    fucking finally— not just to this movie finally coming out— or Joel Coen finally making his own movie to match Ethan— but for just a movie like this to exist and hopefully get asses in seats— it’s really fascinating comparing this to Ethan’s THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH— leaning into its coldness and rigid theatricality— whereas DRIVE-AWAY DOLLS feels like the exact opposite— warm and freewheeling in its embrace of its own messiness— way more RAISING ARIZONA and THE BIG LEBOWSKI here…

Recent reviews

  • The Green Goblin's Last Stand

    The Green Goblin's Last Stand


    one of the best fan films I’ve ever seen— and also one of the earliest— this was made in 1992 for a budget of less than $400 and yet it easily clears every post-Raimi live action Spider-Man film in just how much fun I had— Dan Poole filmed himself actually swinging from a rope four stories up an abandoned high-rise without a safety net just to get some good shots— say what you want about the rough production and occasionally…

  • Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

    Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight


    as a lifetime lover of TALES FROM THE CRYPT of course DEMON KNIGHT’s right up my alley— doesn’t even necessarily feel like an extended episode of the show, but rather something that uses the show’s spirit to do basically whatever the fuck it wants— for a movie that feels like it was done so quick and dirty, the sheer passion behind it reaches so much farther than that— Ernest Dickinson directs the hell outta this thing with enough batshit insane…

Popular reviews

  • Bartok the Magnificent

    Bartok the Magnificent


    bravo to Bluth for making Bartok a likable character despite being a key figure in the MASSACRE of the Romanov family just a few years prior

  • Runaway Brain

    Runaway Brain

    one time I went to Disney World as a kid and I went to go get an autograph from Mickey and all he wrote was

    “I wonder what’s gonna happen to you”

    and I think about that every day of my life