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  • Antichrist



    The Prologue portion of Antichrist is one of the best filmed sequences I've seen in all of cinema. Fucking gorgeous.

  • Scary Movie 4

    Scary Movie 4


    Leslie Nielsen single handedly saved 3 and 4 from being a complete waste of everyone's time

    "These men died for their country, send flowers to their bitches and hoes"

    "Get me Homer Landsquiddley" "You mean Homeland Security?"

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  • Jaws



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My local theater recently started playing classics during the pandemic with required masks and social distancing. Until this past weekend they hadn't played anything I was dying to see on the big screen, but I simply couldn't pass up a chance to see Jaws. (The irony of going out in spite of the recommendations of experts to see JAWS is not lost on me, but hey! I wore my mask and there were only like three people there).

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  • Nightcrawler



    An exchange between my father and I while we watched this:

    Dad: "Jake Gyllenhaal looks so much better in this."

    Me: "Than in what?"

    Dad: "No Country For Old Men"

    Me: "... he wasn't in that"

    Dad: "Yes he was, he had that stupid hair and the oxygen tank."