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  • No Hard Feelings

  • Elemental

    ★★★★

  • Theater Camp

    ★★★★½

  • Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero

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  • No Hard Feelings

    No Hard Feelings

    Kinda really fun until it ultimately has to go for an uplifting message? 
    There’s a scene in this movie where JLaw’s colead kinda steals the show? Dude has chops, I was really impressed.
    Good to see Lawrence be one of the legit dramatic movie stars go to a full out comedy film.

  • Elemental

    Elemental

    ★★★★

    Pixar: what if elements had feelings.. sexual feelings
    *oh baby girl let’s get down tonight echoes in the distance*

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  • Minions

    Minions

    ★★★★★

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand an arthouse film like Minions (2015). The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of minion-ese most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Stuart's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization and his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the…

  • GUO4

    GUO4

    No one:

    Peter Strickland:
    When you were partying, I studied the penis. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the sweep zoom on a dong. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner foreskin. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for peen.