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  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    ★★★★★

    There’s a part where the shark roars in anger that it wants to kill the mom and the mom is telepathically connected to the shark and knows where it is at all times whenever it’s attacking

    Also michael caine

    Bad movie

  • Cruella

    Cruella

    ★★★

    The movie is fun but there’s obviously so much that does not work. The cgi dogs, the 3000 licensed songs back to back to back, the weird ass plot that is laughable as hell

    But it’s fun, there’s really funny moments and it can be creative “sometimes” it’s definitely trying and it’s entertaining either way

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  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    ★★★★½

    Throughout the whole movie I had tears in my eyes. Consistently rich in emotions, so fucking funny insanely gorgeous

    People have issue with the technology message thing but I think this is the only example where it’s really really worked, there are few instances where it’s a little preachy but instead of going “technology bad” the movie shows how good it is for connections. I mean fuck it ends on using technology in an insanely wholesome way, so all the…

  • We Can Be Heroes

    We Can Be Heroes

    ★★★

    Why was the trailers advertising it as a sharkboy and lava girl sequel when literally they’re in it for 2 minutes and shark boy DOESNT EVEN FUCKING SPEAK

    HE DOESNT SPEAK HE NEVER SPEAKS HE JUST GRUNTS LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAOoa