| In short: Prehistoric cyclopean flatworm monsters that engorge human genitals as part of the Religious Parasitic Co-Evolution scour the NYC sewers with an insatiable desire for collecting iridescent items. A chronic reading syndrome suffering protagonist living in a love hotel, bubble gum merzbau, a balaclava bro tourette roommate, “whiskey make me horny”/aspiring sex surrogate “oops too much stimulant” administering psychiatry, an OCD mother-daughter crime scene cleanup duo, a (self) mutilating Kali incarnate (hopeful) hooker remodeling a public toilet temple…
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Brain Damage 1988
“Sometimes I can see completely. Sometimes everything glows with a different kind of light. I can touch an object and listen to the sound of its color. I can hear voices and music in the flicker of a match. I can look into a mirror and see a thousand different faces staring back at me. I can turn night into day or watch the darkness shine, and I don't even have to open my eyes.
-You're on drugs, right?
Nothing…
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Medusa Deluxe 2022
| In short: Prepare to surf a non-stop cascade of quotable gossip quips while the camera water waves weariness, double weaves fragility with realness, and braids humor into strains of idiosyncratic morbidity. Thomas Hardiman’s debut jingle-jangles desire, drama and trauma into a multitude of tangled angles, while he power blow(drie)s new life into this neigh bloodless genre.
Equal parts shallow/intimate, this Maniac antithesis is easily my favorite murder mystery.| This movie teaches us: Hairdresser students don't survive car explosions.…
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Devil's Express 1976
Hooptober X
#6 {1/3 Satan/Devil centered films}
~Wednesday Weirdness 6~| In short: A sideburns sporting dude called Seafood slapping serpents while in a semi-conscious state never looked this good!
Some context; he’s forced to snake slap in self defense because his asshat of a BFF who was supposed to protect him, elected to wander off and go relic hunting with a five finger discount. Kleptomania is a hobby with consequences. This time around those involve; a Chinese subway stalker…
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Cemetery Man 1994
This movie is the reason I think of necrophilia, every time I pick up a snow globe.
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The Strangeness 1985
Monday Monster Mash during Hooptober X
#5 {something is underground}| In short: The Strangeness is less of a slow burner, more of a sluggish budget friendly abandoned mine shaft meandering/spooky spelunking through the blubbering abode of a stop motion Native American tentacled giant genitalia monster (not to be confused with the human genitalia engorging, sewer-dwelling prehistoric flatworm monsters from Love God, nor the monster daddy dick from Beau Is Afraid, or even a Japanese interdimensional penis monster like Tanaka).…
