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  • Ben Hur

    Ben Hur


    So he gets arrested for throwing a rock at some guy... and then there’s chariots... I should look up the plot or watch the Heston film already, I’m definitely missing something. 

    YouTube: https://youtu.be/IP5WIIMH8ZU

  • Open Season

    Open Season


    I’d love hear the conversation that went down between the filmmakers and the Wheel of Fortune people. I realize they’re both Sony, and corporate synergy and all that, but I wanna see the look on Vanna White’s face when they told her a cartoon bear watches her show.

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  • The Dark Side of Oz

    The Dark Side of Oz

    Once this pandemic is over, we should release The Dark Side of Oz theatrically. 35mm print of The Wizard of Oz, sync it up with a vinyl print of Dark Side of the Moon, it’d be great. 

    I wanna watch it in a theater full of Pink Floyd fans and go absolutely ham. You don’t even know how amazing that sounds right now.

  • VeggieTales: Rack, Shack, and Benny

    VeggieTales: Rack, Shack, and Benny

    One of A24’s modern classics, The Ra88it stars Willem Dafoe as Mr. Nezzar, a humanoid pickle who forces his factory workers into a chocolate worshiping cult. It’s up to Rack (Domhnall Gleeson), Shack (Timothée Chalamet), and Benny (Benny Safdie) to put an end to this unholy obsession, even if their efforts lead them to an agonizing death. Also starring Robert Pattinson as Mr. Lunt, and Rooney Mara as Laura Carrot.

    The 90-foot tall Chocolate Bunny is one of the greatest set pieces…