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The Little Hours 2017
With all the name candy in this, I half expected Tim Heidecker to pop out as some sort of flamboyant stable hand with a giant codpiece doing cartwheels extolling the virtues of animal husbandry. Still, hard not to like this film.
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Devil's Dynamite 1987
WTF! Godfrey Ho's Robo Vampire is a trilogy? You bastards have been holding out on me. How do you follow up a masterpiece like that? Apparently by jamming everything you never knew you didn't want in a sequel. Gone is the ancient vampire demon sporting a rubber gorilla mask, his ghost witch lover and sadly no robo vampire slayer. What you do get though is double the hopping vampire madness, double the kung fu fisticuffs, double the shitty dubbing and…
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The Thing 1982
Looking back, I find it kind of odd that as a kid seeing The Thing for the first time, that the character that made the most impact on me was George Bennings. Not that I could identify with the guy, a middle aged, balding meteorologist, hell I was 9 at the time, but rather the lasting memories of his whole character arc. Bloated, swollen and pink, covered in blood, wrapped in tentacles, then outside in the snow and dark, backlit…
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Mad God 2021
Within the first few minutes of this dystopian kaleidoscope, Tippett casually sneaks a silhouette of Alfred E. Neuman into a backlit window. The Mad god himself, from the outset mocking viewers and participants alike. It also comes as no surprise when Alex Cox appears playing the role of the Last Man. A misanthropic and Hobbesian take that shows us once again that tilting at windmills is a fool's errand with little chance of success even in a multiverse where limitless…
