You could do a modern day remake of this and call it Soy Ride.
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Return of the Fly 1959
When I first watched this, it was as part of the Vincent Price collection, and I have to admit I was disappointed. Compared to those Corman Gothics it just didn’t…
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Halloween II 1981
I know I’m not the first to say or think it…but Dick Warlock is just the greatest name ever, isn’t it?
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The Black Phone 2021
I work with kids five days a week, ten months a year. Maybe I’m getting soft, but movies like this are really starting to fuck with me. I’ve lost students…
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Halloween II 1981
Obligatory “I finished reading the novelization because I’m a huge f’ing nerd” viewing.
Lists
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Great Sweater Movies

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